This snowman is fucked

Posted by Chris Spags on October 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Reminder, it’s going to be Winter out there sooner rather than later. So when you’re going out there and trying to kill snowmen, do it as quickly and painlessly as possible. They already have to deal with the complete frustration of having a body that turns to mush when anything happens to it, even someone breathing hard or if they inadvertently walk nearby someone blowdrying their hair. It’s like having AIDS, but slightly more adorable.

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