This Subway employee is an idiot

Smoking indoors tends to not be the best idea, particularly when you’re in a restaurant with a high likelihood of fires. Here’s an example.

I like the way how it’s sped up. It gives it a real sitcom quality, like these are madcap adventures of two fictional people, instead of people who weren’t quite smart enough to get in DeVry and whose only sense of value comes from Subway’s insistence that they’re referred to as sandwich “Artists”.

Fortunately, I ordered my Italian BMT to be doused in filthy Subway water, so the order came out just how I liked it. Can’t get that type of treatment at a fancy restaurant like TGI Friday’s, I’ll tell you what.

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