This video is going to infiltrate your brain

Posted by Chris Spags on April 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I just watched this about five minutes ago and can’t get the terrifying visual of this man singing “Pretty Woman” and dancing along. Judge for yourself.

There’s no question in my mind that this is the last thing a hooker or two has seen before her untimely demise. Just this creep there, stroking his withering strands of hair, sharpening a blade and dancing like Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs. I don’t think I’ve ever been so horrified by a person in a video doing something relatively normal as I am by this. Other than that David after the Dentist kid. He’s definitely mugging me for money for crack or meth at some point in the not-too-distant future.

You can terrify yourself with more videos of this guy doing the same thing to other songs at his YouTube channel.

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