This ferret is amazing

Posted by Chris Spags on February 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

I really don’t check Cute Overload enough. I know cute stuff is kind of gay but whatever, I’m so badass in every other way that it balances out my love of adorable little furry animals. Puppies and kittens and such, that’s easy. But how to make a ferret amazingly adorable…

ferret bites.thumbnail This ferret is amazing

I don’t know what Ferret Bites are. Frankly, I don’t need to know. All I know is that I want to make this ferret into my best friend.

Though he’s totally not at a grocery store. So he’s kind of a liar. Why would you lie to me so soon into our friendship, ferret? You’re just like that last ferret. And I think we all know what happened to him. Damn ferrets. With your lies and Ferret Bites and your heartbreak.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.