This seems like a great way to lose a foot

I get that baby polar bears are cute and you want to play with them and whatever, but I really can’t advocate letting the adorable little polar bear Flocke do this to you.

If this doesn’t end in Flocke growing to full-size and mauling her handler because that’s how she’s been taught to “play,” I’m going to be extremely disappointed. People seriously need to learn that just because an animal is adorable doesn’t mean that it forgets that it has the strength of 18 strapping European powerlifters. If I were a polar bear, I’d spend all day just swatting people to the ground and eating their intestines. Same if I were a zombie. Actually, same if I were a fat man. I’m not going to lie, I’m really just looking for an excuse to maul people and eat their intestines.

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