According to Buzzfeed…
A site devoted to thousands of photos of a Florida woman’s pet squirrel, in costume. Kelly Foxton took in the baby squirrel in 2003, and after a year of gaining its trust, began training the squirrel to pose in patriotic photos. The resulting web site is…fascinating.
Honestly, I was going to try to offer commentary on all of these, but sometimes I think I need to just let the pictures here work on their own. I’m speechless.




Editor’s note: THIS IS SO FING ELABORATE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!

Honestly, I could probably post every photo on the site because it’s f’ing AMAZING. Visit the site yourself and just click around. Best time you’ll have all day. Nothing can liberate you from the stress of work quite like a cross-dressing squirrel simultaneously saluting and disgracing various bits of Americana.









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