This woman knows what she wants

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You know who you have to respect? A man that can get a woman so crazy that she texts him 10000 times in two months.

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Timothy Mortimore’s Valentine’s Day may be less than romantic this year. Mortimore, 37, tells the UK’s Daily Mail he has been unable to lead a normal life since his bitter ex-girlfriend, Lee Amor, 23, bombarded him with 10,000 abusive phone and text messages in two months — an average of one every eight minutes.

Mortimore took Amor to court after she followed him and his current girlfriend, approached him at work demanding they talk, sent a piece of glass she had used to cut herself and tried to convince him he was the father of her unborn child.

Amor pleaded guilty to harassment and was fined, as well as being slapped with a restraining order barring her from contacting or approaching Mortimore, the Daily Mail reports.

“I think the sentence is sufficient,” Mortimore told the Daily Mail. “I did not want to get her into trouble with the law but this was the last resort when she was knocking on the door day and night.”

Welcome to my world, Mortimore. You think 10000 texts is a lot? Rumor has it that after receiving a bit of hot Chris loving, many a woman has left me 10000 of her eggs, strewn into towels around my home in the hopes that there’s a chance some of my semen will find its way into them. Granted, they’re not smart enough to understand basic biology, but still. The effort is certainly appreciated. Never surrender, ladies!

Seriously this guy’s last name is Mortimore? Is everyone in England named like a character from Harry Potter? Prime Minister Sneeglethorpe really needs to start remedying this problem.

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