Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm…he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you’re a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump.

thomas the tank engine is a fleshlight Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

If you’re totally naive and/or don’t enjoy sex with things that look like creepy plastic orifices shoved into a flashlight, that is a famous male sex toy known as The Fleshlight. And here I was, thinking that I was totally crazy for placing Thomas the Tank Engine on the floor when I was a child and pumping away. Well now who’s laughing! Oh, still you. Good point.

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