Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

Posted by Chris Spags on September 4th, 2009 at 10:45 am

Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm…he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you’re a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump.

thomas the tank engine is a fleshlight Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

If you’re totally naive and/or don’t enjoy sex with things that look like creepy plastic orifices shoved into a flashlight, that is a famous male sex toy known as The Fleshlight. And here I was, thinking that I was totally crazy for placing Thomas the Tank Engine on the floor when I was a child and pumping away. Well now who’s laughing! Oh, still you. Good point.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.