Tiger Woods will make return to golf at Masters

Tiger Woods is apparently over his sex addiction and is ready to play golf again. He’ll make his return at this year’s Masters tournament.

Here is the statement he released today:

“The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been awhile since I last played.

“I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

“When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments, and I look forward to competing in them again.

“I would also like to thank the Augusta National members and staff for their support. I have deep appreciation for everything that they do to create a wonderful event for the benefit of the game.”

Strategically, this is a great move by Tiger. The Masters is known for not having women members and thus, the odds of Tiger having a rendezvous with a southern belle is much less likely. Although, if I were a female spectator I’d probably keep my distance. Who knows what 2 months of in-patient therapy could do to a man.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now: