TIMMYG’S WEEK 13 PICKS

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cheerleader 1 TIMMYGS WEEK 13 PICKS

I’m not good at predictions, I barely understand how betting lines work, and I eat and drink heavily during the games. So instead of giving you half-hearted lousy pick-ems, WOI brings in some talent off the bench.

I didn’t fare too well last week. I started cold and couldn’t find a rhythm. So, that means I’ll just have to bet more this week. Have a happy Thanksgiving – the Titans, Cowboys and Cardinals will. Here we go . . .

1. San Francisco 49ers at Buffalo Bills -7 (Buffalo)

I let my cat pick this one. “Hey Buddy, Bills giving seven at home versus San Fran – pick it.” “Meow.” Good thing I speak cat. What he said was, “Beast Mode is in for a big day. The Bills pick up where they left off last week. Re-fill my food bowl.” The pick: Dolla’ Bills 24 48ers 13

2. Pittsburgh Steelers -1 at New England (New England)

Matt Cassel will be a very rich man after this year. I think he’s so solid that if I were GM of the Pats, I’d deal Tom Brady. Yeah, you heard me. Aside from Belichick, Randy, Moss and the rest of the Patriots organization, the thing that irks me the most about this game are the gloves that Roethlisberger will be wearing. You know it bothers you too. The guy won’t wear a helmet riding a motorcycle, but he wears gloves to protect his French manicure. Not a fan. The pick: Sand Cassel 23 It’s Not About the Benjamin’s 21

3. Kansas City Chiefs +3 at Oakland Raiders (KC)

This game doesn’t deserve a lead-in. Both teams are hot garbage. The pick: Kansas Sucky 21 Suckland 20

4. Jacksonville Jaguars +3 at Houston Texans (Jacksonville)

It’s too bad the NFL couldn’t use their flex scheduling to swap this one out. The good news – people should be well rested Tuesday morning. No use staying up for this one. I can’t see Jacksonville falling into the AFC South cellar behind Houston. Can Sage Rosenfels prove me wrong once again? I don’t think so. The pick: Jumping Jacksonville 25 Skip to my Houston 17

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