Tinfoil hats

Posted by Chris Spags on July 7th, 2009 at 10:10 am

Via Explosm comes this comic about protecting yourself from alien invasions.

Aliens are clearly supposed to be more advanced, but what are they really gaining from always examining our assholes? There’s a lot to learn about me, I won’t dispute that. But I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t learn most of them from my rectum. Just a whole lot of feces and semen. Um. Just the first part.

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