Tips for hiding your child porn

The brazen disregard for social conventions I have in my headlines is unparalleled, isn’t it? Anyway, some guy who brought his laptop in for repairs might want to reconsider labeling his folders a little better. Check out what he named his secret stash.

An East Chicago man who took his computer in for repairs has been charged with possession of child pornography.

Bryan S. Johnson, 47, of the 4000 block of Butternut Street, had about 1,000 photos of children having sex and engaging in sexual activity with adults, records state.

Johnson dropped off his computer May 1 at Computer Bay Store in Schererville, Ind. A technician working on the computer discovered a folder called “had sex with a 12-year-old.”

Nothing that appeared to be child pornography was inside the folder, but police then confiscated the hard drive as evidence, obtained a search warrant and discovered the questionable files.

That isn’t very savvy at all. Now, assuming this is your thing, what you need to do is name the folder “NO CHILD PORN HERE! NO SIR!” Because then the technician would assume there’s no reason at all to look there because the folder clearly states that it’s clean. That’s all technicians really want…trust. And kiddy porn. Those two things.

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