Top 10 compliments an athlete never wants to hear

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 30th, 2009 at 6:30 am

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10) “That was much better than Derek Jeter, who also likes doing it without a condom”

9) “Terrell Owens told us he really likes the way you throw the ball”

8) “Ricky Davis says you are the go-to guy for finding the best drugs”

7) “Jonathan Papelbon says he learned all of his best dance moves from you”

6) “Cedric Benson claims he’s learned more from you than any other teammate”

5) “Conditioning, fitness and pure energy. Eddy Curry says he’s never seen anyone put it together like you”

4) “A-Rod said you were his most beautiful teammate ever”

3) “Tony Siragusa said you reminded him of, well, him”

2) “Joe Buck can’t stop talking about how funny you are”

1) “Shaq says your ass tastes like butter”

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