May 11, 2009 6:30 am

Top 10 conclusions from the Manny Ramirez suspension

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10) The world is just not ready for a pregnant Manny

9) The Yankees can’t compete on a championship level when some players are using performance enhancing drugs

8) This off-season’s attempt to find a new team to give him an eight figure contract is going to be tricky

7) Juan Pierre became the hottest outfielder in fantasy baseball, at least until people see him play

6) The Dodgers may have to wait until mid-September to clinch the NL West

5) Boston Fan finds yet another reason to say how the guy was never any good

4) Ramirez will have fewer checks to not cash

3) Depending on your point of view, Manny is now either much dumber or much smarter than you previously thought

2) Sportswriters who never liked him now have an iron-clad excuse to not vote for him for the Hall of Fame

1) Jose Canseco is getting increasingly insufferable with always being right about who’s juicing

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