Top 10 least-loved 2009 MLB promotional giveaways

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 29th, 2009 at 4:25 am

10) Oliver Perez bobble-arm

9) The Nationals bullpen

8) “Where’s Wieters?” puzzle picture book, detailing all of his April and May travels in the arbitration mandated minor leagues

7) Yankee Stadium carbon offsets

6) David Ortiz “Hulk” hands

5) Nick Adenhart Angel Halo (what, too soon?)

4) Pittsburgh Pirates’ commemorative 15th straight losing season syringes and pre-owned needles

3) Bill E. Beane’s Super Genius, Brainiac Hat (Warning: Brainiac Hat may lose effectiveness over time)

2) Milton Bradley Swiss Bat with matching Media Conspiracy comic book

1) Manny Ramirez home pregnancy test

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