by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com
For all of his career accomplishments, I think the thing that I’ll always remember about Brett Favre is how he was able to monopolize the media for the last 5 to 10 years of his career, when he was little more than the most overrated player in the game. Kudos, Brett. But how will you keep the spotlight now that everyone’s wise to your quit / comeback cycle?
10. Filming “American Beauty 2″ with Mark Chmura
9. Push-ups in his driveway to show his readiness
8. WWE heel turn with constantly changing jerseys and betrayals of his tag-team partners
7. Celebrity rehab trip from a painkiller relapse
6. Gay porn with Michael Strahan (Brett will be the power bottom)
5. Introducing the 10 pound “Comeback Special” sirloin challenge at his Green Bay steakhouse
4. Convincing John Madden to also come out of retirement with the promise of more exclusive oral sex
3. Starring in his own new video game in which you get to kill hookers, take drugs and backstab teammates
2. Scheduling the death of another family member prior to another MNF game against the Raiders
1. Changing teams in mid-game during his next playoff game, which would be just about the only way he’d get a win









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