Top 10 signs the new Yankee Stadium is a bandbox

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 4th, 2009 at 6:30 am

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10) Outfield practice made difficult by the number of fungos landing in the upper deck

9) Protective screens being erected in outfield

8) Chien Ming-Wang’s uncontrollable shaking and sobbing

7) Robinson Cano no longer useless in fantasy leagues before the All-Star Break

6) Mere mention of the new yard causes uncontrollable giggling from Mets and Red Sox Fan

5) Pitchers in Trenton and Columbus taking extra time to report if the call happens during a homestand

4) Humidors being imported from Colorado

3) Yankee bullpen now tragically inept, rather than comically inept

2) Premium seating now being sold by the run

1) Um, the record number of home runs

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