Top 10 signs your fantasy football habit is getting out of control

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com

board+babes+go+the+extra+mile Top 10 signs your fantasy football habit is getting out of control10) You play in different leagues with the same guys, just so you can enjoy different rules

9) You actually draft individual defensive players, and sneer in private at everyone else who doesn’t

8) Your live draft includes trophies, a fog machine, entrance music and Board Babes (the latter mostly to distract the other owners and give you an edge)

7) Your “entry fee” is masking a significant gambling addiction

6) You already own an annual magazine

5) You are already trash-talking your fellow owners for their lack of draft preparation

4) You’re bent that Yahoo hasn’t opened registration yet

3) You can’t take a vacation on Labor Day Weekend, because that’s the best time to hold a draft

2) You read this entire list hoping against hope for just one good sleeper pick (Indy’s Anthony Gonzalez)

1) Having read this list, you want to be in my league

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