Top 10 ways the NBA will try to spice up the rest of the NBA Playoffs

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how+much+would+you+pay+to+assault+him Top 10 ways the NBA will try to spice up the rest of the NBA Playoffs10) Rename the non-Laker and Cavaliers teams to Bulls and Celtics

9) Increase the amount of Crazy Pills in Ron Artest’s meds

8) Raffle off chances to punch Mark Cuban in the face

7) Two Words: Cheerleader Catfighting

6) Conduct LeBron James Free Agent Auction as a double-header with the Draft Lottery

5) Deny Charles Barkley food and film the subsequent hijinks

4) Release Stan van Gundy’s sex tapes from his days as Ron Jeremy’s body double

3) Special episode of NBC Dateline with Kobe Bryant

2) Your special guest referee for Nuggets/Mavericks: Allen Iverson

1) Stretch them out with an absurd number of odd days, while trying to pretend that Cavs-Lakers isn’t absolutely inevitable



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