Top 11 consolations for the NBA for Orlando beating Cleveland

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 1st, 2009 at 12:10 am

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11. The networks can’t bitch too much about a weak Finals after a great playoffs

10. The Kobe puppet was funnier than the LeBron puppet

9. Mike Brown versus Phil Jackson would have just been embarrassing

8. Cleveland has already been part of one Finals that no one watched

7. Much easier to get LeBron to a bigger market now

6. With Hedo Turkoglu, Orlando is ratings gold in Turkey

5. The last time Orlando had a dominant big man in the Finals, he went to a major market with speed

4. With the downturn in the economy, Orlando needed something to take up for the Disney slack

3. We’re just four wins away from being able to say “JJ Redick, NBA Champion”

2. At least Denver didn’t make it

1. Everyone just watches the NBA to see someone beat Kobe

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