Top 11 questions after watching the NBA Playoffs this weekend

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 28th, 2009 at 6:30 am

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11) When your razor blade starts talking to you, shouldn’t you seek psychiatric help, rather than just replacing it?

10) Did the Pistons mind it too much when LeBron James started throwing buckets of confetti at them?

9) How did the Spurs make it to the playoffs with only two players who could actually play basketball?

8) Is there anything more fun than watching Utah Fan wail and gnash their teeth as Kobe Bryant reams them for, what, the 10th straight year?

7) Does anyone else find some metrosexual biker stripping and spraying himself in mid-air kind of quease-inducing?

6) Is Bulls-Celtics Game Four over yet?

5) Given that this playoff has nothing to do with the Knicks or the 2010 free agent draft class, why has it received any attention from the national media?

4) If the Sixers pull off the upset over the Magic, will they vote Elton Brand a playoff share?

3) On some level, does Hawks Fan just want Dwyane Wade to get hurt again?

2) Has anyone outside of the Houston and Portland areas seen any part of their playoff series?

1) Why does Burger King want to sell kids’ meals with cardboard asses?

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