June 10, 2009 6:30 am

Top 11 signs your fantasy baseball team isn’t going to win this year

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11) You’ve started to slip up on getting active players in the lineup every day

10) All of the trade requests you get are 3 or 4 for 1

9) You keep asking the commish to raise the number of disabled list spots

8) You fantasize about inflicting long and horrific torture on Those Who Betrayed You

7) You went hard after a star shortstop from the NL East

6) You didn’t cash in on the new Yankee Stadium bandbox

5) You’ve chased saves in Washington or Tampa Bay

4) Manny Ramirez, Grady Sizemore or Josh Hamilton was/is your #1 outfielder

3) You set your team up with promising young arms like Ricky Nolasco, Francisco Liriano, and Chien-Ming Wang

2) If you are in a weekly head to head league, Sunday is becoming your favorite day of the week to drink

1) You’re already reading fantasy football annuals

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