by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
12. You think black Americans play the game
11. You believe that the season ends in October
10. You always thought Ken Griffey Jr. was on the Mariners
9. It surprises you that the team in Washington is called the Nationals
8. Asian players seem incredibly exotic
7. You still think of Roger Clemens and Alex Rodriguez as players, rather than circus freaks
6. You are sure that, this year, the Yankees have absolutely positively bought themselves a pennant
5. Chris Berman’s act at the Home Run Derby strikes you as fresh and funny
4. Your chance of getting a stadium name correct is approaching zero
3. You are looking forward to watching Curt Schilling, Pedro Martinez and Greg Maddux work on Opening Day
2. You think OPS, VORP and BABIP are guys in the minor leagues
1. When a young starting pitcher works into the seventh inning, your first thought isn’t to call the police









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