TOP FIVE REASONS BOSTON SUCKS

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Throughout the entirety of my life, one thing has always held steadfast. One thing has always been constant.

And that is that Boston sucks. Not just the sports teams, not just the fans, not just the people, everything.

So with apologies to the few Boston friends I have left, a tribute to my hate for all things Boston.

*****UPDATE*****

Those evil Boston fans have responded and have torn our precious city to bits. And though I consider RedsArmys a fellow blog friend, its war now.

Its on like donkey kong.

“There’s a steal by Bird”..

The over-under on the number of times this is played in the series is 5. The worst part of the clip is the pan to that ahole Bill Walton who didn’t even play because he was broken. Its the equivalent of panning to Chuck Nevitt on the Pistons bench.

Robert Parish KOs Laimbeer…

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In maybe the worst no-call in NBA history, Parish absolutely clocks Laimbeer right in front of referee Jess Kersey. In today’s NBA, Parrish would have been suspended for 30 games. But then, nah, not even worthy of a technical.

Buckner and the Bambino…

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Instead of just admitting that their beloved Red Sox blow, fans and media always used something else as their scapegoat. “Buck-nah should have it”….”That damn Curse of the Bambino”….

Own up to the fact that your team was a bunch of chokers for the better part of 8 decades.

They don’t know how to speak English…

I understood about 10 words from this clip.


Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters…

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You will never convince me that Belichick and his gang of roid-raged goons didn’t prosper from Spygate. If it didn’t help them, why’d they keep doing it. And you know what, Brady looked rather pedestrain in this past Super Bowl. I wonder…

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