Truck crashes through store, almost hits Grandma

Posted by Chris Spags on April 16th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Trucks seem to be crashing through stores with alarmingly frequent regularity lately. Check out this video of a truck almost smashing into an elderly woman.

In fairness, the elderly woman kind of had it coming. Maybe she shouldn’t be shopping so slowly and blocking my way so I can’t get my foooooood on. These Snickers and Funyons aren’t going to buy themselves, cobweb vagina.

Anyway, let this be a lesson: Feeding Grandma several dozen heavy duty magnets is probably not the best idea if you want her to live to see her next birthday. However if you want to cash in on your inheritance really quickly, maybe you need to feed her slightly more heavy duty magnets. A delicate balance, for sure.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.