Truth in advertising..on fat girls' shirts

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There’s nothing better than having a sense of humor about yourself. And there’s even more..better…ness about knowing who you are. This lady has both of those goals accomplished.

81749067 Truth in advertising..on fat girls' shirts

I’ve never really been in the camp that believes that you should hook up with needy fat girls because they’ll “do more”, probably because I’ve been firmly in the camp that would prefer not to find a decomposing cheeseburger on a girl during an intimate love-making session.

The only reason I would date a fat girl is if I knew I’d be getting into a plane crash soon. I assume her veal-like existence would make her nice and tender and delicious when we inevitably ended up resorting to cannibalism. But I bet it’d be kind of awkward when they go to rescue me from the crash like 12 hours later and I’m already eating a Bulbous Becky buffet. Whatever man. You haven’t been in my shoes.

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