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Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.

Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of the word I intended, I’d be able to pay off my student loans. “Guys, I am so hungry right now for a nice footlong cock..I MEAN SANDWICH OH MY GOD WHAT A SLIP-UP LOL.” And then when I’m hungry for a cock, I say sandwich. Maybe it’s a case of mild latent homosexual dyslexia. I’m no diagnosin’ doctor or nothin’.

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