Two gays walk into a bar

…and perform a social experiment! ABC News sent two actors into a sports bar to play a gay couple along with another actor playing a homophobe. And the resulting video was actually really interesting.

I tend to think gay people should do whatever. I mean when I see a couple gay guys making out and holding hands, the heterosexual in me goes, “Yeah, that is not at all delicious,” but why the f should I care if they do it? It’s not like they’re smacking their erect penises against each other and occasionally one soars away and pokes you in the eye. Then at least it’s definitely affecting your quality of life as well as your Dick in the Eye Quotient.

I do have to say that if gay guys in the bar were going to annoy me, it’d be because of chicks like that one who gets so upset. If these gay guys are there just living their lives and not flipping out, what gives you the right to act like you’re the patron saint of homosexuality as a self-important heterosexual woman? Such a dramatic attention whore. I hope she gets hit by a gay pride bus in a fairly ironic death driven by a gay guy who’s staunchly anti-woman. Then she’ll learn the error in her ways. Primarily in how she didn’t learn to avoid buses driven by a man in assless chaps singing “Celebrate good times…come on” while getting his back rubbed by a hairless Latino gentleman.

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