U.S. COMEBACK AGAINST FRANCE

Listen, I’m not a Olympics slappy. I won’t pretend to know the ins and outs of swimming or sculls or how the scoring works in the gymnastics events.
What I do know though is that France sucks.
They suck as a nation and they suck as a people. In fact, I’ve only met one French person in my entire life that I deem normal and perhaps even an acceptable member of society
The rest of them tuck their tails between their legs, don’t shave their armpits, and speak with a stupid accent.
How’s that for stereotypes….
I think I speak for everybody when I say,
“FREEDOM FRIES”

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