"Um, John, are you okay?"

Posted by Chris Spags on October 16th, 2008 at 9:53 am

So I’m pretty sure John McCain was trying to eat Barack Obama’s brains last night.

I don’t know why people are saying that John McCain doesn’t have all his druthers. Though I’m disappointed in the fact that he hasn’t been entirely candid about what happened to him in Vietnam. Apparently they did experimental drug testing that turned him into a Zombie. Which is cool because we’ve never had one of those and they’re even more rare than black guys!

But just his luck, he’d bite Barack and then we’d have a black zombie Presidential candidate, which is even more of a minority. Poor McCain. All he wants is brains…and tax cuts for the wealthy! Same diff, really.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.