Ventriloquism

Posted by Chris Spags on June 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (I hate posting the same site’s comics two days in a row, but this is just too good) comes this comic about the importance of when ventriloquism is and is not acceptable.

Also not a good idea when encountering a vagina: Staring directly into it and yelling, “Get to the chopper!” You’d be amazed at how poorly women react to having their vagina compared to the Predator’s mouth. Grow up, girls.

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