Basil Marceaux wants to give everyone in Tennessee a gun
Shawn Norris
Basil Marceaux is running for Governor of Tennessee and he’s here to tell you that he wants to make it mandatory for every Tennessean to have a firearm. At least that is what I think he said, it’s hard to understand him.
OK, so first of all, you’re impersonating a police officer — you’re not off to a good start, although the plane is a nice touch. I’d actually like to see the numbers on how many people have actually “died from gun control” in this country, but I’m confused by your stance on the Constitution; are you pro keeping it “full” or against the lies contained in its “subgraphs”? So do you want me to vote for the “nutcakes” and criminals with numbered rocks plotting against the guys with Patriot Missiles? I’m getting a bit confused. Recalling all the guns in the state in order to give them back to the people a few days later seems a bit redundant and wasteful for tax payers, but I guess you’re at least following some sort of logic now: A $10 fine for people without guns and you’d like roving bands of armed men of 25 or more to come “talk with you”? Wait, did you just challenge everyone in Tennessee with a gun to a duel, sir? Old west style, I like it!
I’m going to go down to the voting place and say The Pledge of Allegiance now vote for Basil Marceaux Dot Com for Governor of Tennessee. I can’t understand what he’s talking about, but I have to respect everyone in a fake badge.
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