Video games are relaxing

Some kid seems to be quite skilled at the computer version of Dance Dance Revolution (or some reasonable facsimile), up until the “monitor” causes him to “lose.” Take a look at his mature reaction (you can skip to 1:50).

This guy acting like a spoiled little boy is fun, sure. And if he could ever coerce an equally cool gal clad in braces and a Sailor Moon fetish back to his bachelor pad, I’m sure his serious rage issues wouldn’t creep up again. But my favorite part of the video by far is that this husky well-adjusted lad has taken a game which is at the heart meant to encourage physical activity is playing it using just buttons on his keyboard. Because let’s be honest, there’s no way with his level of physical fitness he was going to be able to stand around for 20 minutes, let alone shift his feet in a dancing motion. But on the plus side, his veallike physique would make him a perfect main course with a nice marsala. Mmmmm…whiny.

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