VIDEO-JORDAN RUUTU INVOKES HIS INNER MIKE TYSON
A. Isaac When I was 8, I was a sweet basketball player. Trust me, I have the video to prove it.
Anyways, while playing in a scrimmage I was going up for a rebound and came down with the ball only to feel an intense pain above my eye. I assumed I had just gotten elbowed or accidentally punched until I saw some little piece of crap holding his jaw next to me on the floor.
Don’t ask me how this happened, but this stupid ahole named Kyle from the other team somehow jacked me in the face with his front tooth.
Thankfully for me, I only needed some butterflies to patch it up. Kyle needed his tooth capped and looked like a bucktooth reject for years.
Let’s hope for some reason or other that Ruutu gets punished for this. There isn’t anything lower in sports than biting somebody.
Ok fine, maybe spitting. Cause when Roberto Alomar spit on that ump that one time, I wanted to beat the sh#$ out of him myself.
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