VIDEO-PAM WARD CONTINUES HER IDIOCY…

A. Isaac Senior Editor

IDIOCY

1: usually offensive : extreme mental retardation
2: something notably stupid or foolish

Folks, if you’re not familiar with the exploits of Pam Ward, well, you’re missing out. She’s truly one of the greatest play by play announcers of our time.

And by greatest, I mean, I could get a talking monkey and give him a script and they could do a better job.

No wait, that’s mean.

How about if I had a drunken Marv Albert engaging in forcible sodomy, biting a woman while wearing woman’s panties and calling a game all at the same time….

Yea, I’m going with Marv there…

And, if for some reason you need more proof that Pam Ward is borderline retarded, I give you this classic

“A 100 yard touchdown return for the touchdown”

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