Watermelon

Posted by Chris Spags on May 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am

Via Channelate comes this comic about the power of mind over matter.

Man, do I wish I had this trick about seven minutes ago at the rest stop. That burger I got from Roy Rogers tasted like feet and bovine depression.

See? Bet you thought I was going with a cock in the glory hole joke there. But I’ll have you know that the penises at the I-80 Exit 24 rest stop are fresh and nutritious. I-80: Because no one can hear the closet door open on the open road.

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