Way to lie, Amanda

You’ve got to be careful with what you’re putting out there on Facebook. Or, if you’re not going to be careful about it, at least keep a running tally of the lies you have going, unlike this girl Amanda who claimed her grandfather had died.

I don’t know who’s worse…Amanda for concocting a lie about family dying so she could go on vacation or this Bill guy for stalking out old statuses just so he could feel like less of an a-hole. Or Amanda’s grandfather for being alive and not giving her a strong dose of karma. Seems like they’re all equally at fault.

Anyway, Amanda doesn’t deserve to get called out for her lies. Not because she’s a good person or anything, but because she looks like a version of Jenna Fischer after her nose and hairline went through some sort of funhouse mirror vortex. No matter how she got to that point, she probably deserves our pity, not our contempt.

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