Weird guy prays, gets tasered by cops, magically gets away

Posted by Chris Spags on June 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Do you doubt the power of God? Well there may finally be proof to shut you up. Take a look at this video of some crazy guy under arrest who prays to God, gets tased, and then somehow gets away from the police (actually tasing happens in the last 30 seconds).

So wait, this crap works? Like I can pray to God when I’m in trouble and he’ll just get me out of it, like a magician or being a rich white kid? That’s pretty amazing. This actually gives me an idea for a reality show. We can call it “God Loves Me.” Every episode, three people would do some life-threatening stunt or situation and, before they do it, they declare that God loves them so they’ll be safe. If they survive, awesome, they’ll be converted the flock. And if they die, well then, I guess I’d be doing the Lord’s work since he didn’t want these people to survive anyway. Hopefully Jesus doesn’t sue me for improper use of a trademark…those Jews can be very litigious.

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