Well, at least they're reasonably priced

Perhaps when people come up with a name for their product or a label when trying to sell it, they should have a second person who makes a lot of dick jokes proof it.

In Thailand, they have Innocent Kids’ Juices in vending machines. Very accessible.

Now that I think about it, this might actually be a bit underpriced. I don’t know how many of you studied economics, but when you have a better product and there’s a demand for it, you can jack up the price a bit otherwise capitalism doesn’t work. And people who are interested in such things getting the juices of kids for years for the cost of some ether and a Nintendo DS, I’d have to imagine there’d be a premium paid for the juices of kids who don’t put out as easily. Yeah you heard me kids, you’re all whores!

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