Well hello Barbie Porn

Barbie’s just a mess. First she does all sorts of racist and sexist stuff, now she’s getting involved in hardcore pornography? What is the world coming to?!?! (clip is SFW visually, perhaps not audibly)

Bonus points for a Ken cum shot. It must have been hard for Ken to muster that up. I’d imagine he’d primarily focus on asking Barbie to put on the “special Barbie belt” he bought for her while he bites the pillow. Love yourself for who you are, Ken.

There’s a fload more here, almost to the point where it’s a fetish in the making. And, for once, it’s a fetish I can totally understand and appreciate. If you think about it, Barbie’s the perfect woman. Hairless, consisting primarily of plastic, and completely incapable of speaking. If she could cook full sized food, she’d be perfect.

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