Well hello Lily Allen's vagina, pleasure to meet you
Chris Spags From a recent Lily Allen concert…
I don’t really give a f about Lily Allen though she seems suitably crazy. Apparently she’s a pretty big slut though, so that explains why a fan would attempt to formally introduce himself to her labia. You’ve got to know whom you’re getting in bed with.
I’m not saying you should do this to every woman but I wouldn’t be opposed to this replacing a handshake. I mean, men can keep shaking each other’s hands but we can stop pretending women are anything other than sexual objects now, right? The gag has gone on long enough with the voting and equal pay and presidential runs. A black dude is President now…SOMEONE HAS TO BE OPPRESSED DAMMIT.
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