Well this is an inopportune place for a sex offender

The site Familywatchdog.us is pretty helpful if you’re a parent looking to know where sex offenders are in your neighborhood (or if you’re a kid and want to find out where to get lots of free candy) but this finding on the site seems a bit off.

I always knew when I looked at Laura Bush that something with her was amiss. Apparently, it was that she wanted to violently rape any male within a 50 yard radius. Which I respect. When you want to do something, you’ve got to dedicate yourself to it and be the best.

In all seriousness, the database probably hasn’t been updated since the Clinton administration. Back when Bill Clinton was President, the dot probably would have looked more like someone spilled yogurt on the screen.

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