Well hung 7 year-old boy in critical condition

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Tee hee I’m very good at creating headlines. What actually happened is a 7 year-old boy was hung from his collar on a clothing hook but it’s unclear as to if someone did it to him or if he just sucks at life and did it to himself.

Well hung 7 year old boy in critical condition

A 7-year-old boy is in critical condition after being found hanging by his shirt collar from a clothing hook in a charter school’s dressing room, and police tried to determine Thursday whether it was an attack or an accident.

The shirt collar cut off the boy’s oxygen, and he was unconscious when a teacher found him Wednesday, said police Lt. Mark Spangler. He was in critical condition at a hospital Thursday.

“We’re not ruling anything out. We can’t rule anything in at this point,” Spangler said about the investigation. “Nothing is stepping out to us to say that there is some predator out there. … We just don’t know yet.”

The boy had attended an assembly at the Not Your Ordinary School campus and asked to be excused to go the bathroom. He was found as the assembly was ending; there was no surveillance camera in the area.

Police said the clothing hook was low enough that the boy might have gotten himself stuck, but they don’t know how he ended up on it or how long he was hanging.

You’d have to be a grade A douchebag to get yourself stuck on a hook like that. What was he doing, jumping up and down with his collar akimbo? That’s just reckless behavior, young man.

Good thing it wasn’t a black kid, otherwise this would be labeled a hate crime and then any time you left out a collared shirt for a black guy, the media would call you a racist. Even if you want your black friend to dress well. And even if he looks particularly dapper in a 1MX shirt from Express. Still racist. Damn media always keeping me from dressing my black men.

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