Well this is disturbing

Posted by Chris Spags on February 5th, 2008 at 10:50 am

Via Copyranter (double-secret via Buzzfeed) comes a couple of charming little ads about statutory rape.

underagegirl2.thumbnail Well this is disturbing

The ads are for some campaign in Milwaukee, a city in which statutory rape is off the charts (seriously? Milwaukee? Alright, I’ll go with it). On another ad featuring a young black girl also with huge boobs is the line “Just because she has the body, doesn’t mean she has the brain.” Which is confusing because I’m pretty sure you could say that about any woman. If it’s not Hello Kitty and Dora the Explorer it’s Sex and the City and shoes.

And sure it’d be nice if they were able to shed their ovarian lining, but who are the men of Milwaukee with their cheap mustaches and cases of Old Milwaukee to discriminate? I thought this was America.

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