Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company

Sure phonebook ads are about as modern as being governed by a Pharaoh, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t provide a useful service. For example, take a look at the important jobs being offered by construction company Westminster Gulf.

While I appreciate the offer, I don’t think I want a construction company handling my erections. Sure they’ll get it up at some point, but it’ll be done by unqualified migrant workers over the course of three months at a really high cost to my business. Also construction workers have really rough hands. Thanks but no thanks, Mr. Gulf.

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