What can you get the mom who has everything?

Posted by Chris Spags on February 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm

My mom’s birthday is coming up this week and I always find it difficult to figure out what to get her. Thankfully there are the heroes in retail offering up all kinds of helpful suggestions.

mothersday What can you get the mom who has everything?

Man, that’d be a great idea for most moms, but that’s the problem with shopping at a real-life store as opposed to online. If you shop at Amazon or some other site, it’ll usually pick up your shopping habits. But if I go in-store and shop for a gift, like in the picture above, the store doesn’t really know what to tell you. Like if that store really knew me, it’d know my mom doesn’t use condoms and hasn’t for years. That’s the thing about AIDS…you can only catch it once.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.