WHAT DID GARY MATTHEWS SAY?

Posted by A. Isaac on July 30th, 2009 at 8:48 am

From our friends over at HHR comes this clip of Phillies broadcaster Gary “Sarge” Matthews, discussing a rather strange phenomenon in baseball that I wasn’t aware of.

I heard the Sarge will also be teaching 5th grade Sex Ed next week…

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