What if the stock market were a blaxploitation film?

Since I will undoubtedly post any video that combines blaxploitation, murder, and financial humor, here’s one with Common starring as a Shaft-like character named Dow Jones.

Yeah, I’ve got nothing else to add to that, so I have this unrelated observation. You know what sucks? When you’re sitting on the bus or train and someone nearby smells. So you kind of sniff around and realize that it’s not some fleeting odor of a dying lemur but rather the smell of someone in there with you. But then you have to make over-the-top, horrified expressions of how terrible the smell is so that people realize it’s not you, like a silent movie of someone smelling something awful. And then, after doing that, there’s a moment in which you wonder if in fact the smell does belong to you. “But I don’t recall bathing in stagnant cabbage,” you wonder, but how can you be entirely sure?

Yeah. That sure does suck.

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