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Chris Spags Via Johnny Wander comes this late birthday gift to Charles Darwin, who turned dead (again) yesterday.
Darwin’s a douchebag so I’d love to see him get into a knife fight with an aggressive chicken. It’s not that I have anything against science but I just don’t believe that I personally came from a monkey. I’ve seen monkeys and I’m pretty sure I don’t throw my crap or eat lice off of relatives’ heads. Well, I don’t eat the lice. Okay, well so what if I do. Look, you have no right to judge me. Though I will take your luxurious monkey accommodations and delicious bananas. Apparently we haven’t evolved away from flavor.
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