WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON YOUR LAPTOP

Posted by A. Isaac on April 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am

This is your 10 step guide to fixing this annoying problem:

The Following Events are Based on a True Story……

1) Shout as many expletives as you can within earshot of other employees

2) Give your laptop the middle finger

3) Call yourself stupid

4) Turn off your computer

5) Flip that bitch over and let the liquid drain

6) Write the following message in your journal “You are one dumb mother f’er”

7) Pretend to do work for a couple of hours and turn the computer back on

8) Pop the keys off and clean them off

9) Try popping the key back in and get the following result.

10) Get a new laptop

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.